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My children will get what’s coming to them. They’ll be paid
back for the way they’ve treated me. My wife and I will have our revenge.
You may think I’m some sort of sociopath. To this I reply,
1) You may be right, and 2) I’m not crazy, I just have children.
For every dumbfounded “I don’t know”, each whiny voiced cry,
every broken household item, and any spilled beverage, sticky candy, or
unidentified goo found under the car seats, we will have our revenge. They
will get paid back for the stains on our walls, the broken furniture, and any
ruined electronics destroyed by their sticky or slippery fingers.
When I spend unnecessary hours of my life repeating the same
things over and over again, only to have my children completely forget what I
just told them, I can take comfort in knowing they’ll get their just desserts.